[this post starts, oddly enough, with the sound of gun fire. But there's no distress going on around it.

Well, unless you count the pathetic screams of mistletoe getting shot.]

I can't believe it's that time of the year again already...

Don't see why you're complainin'. They make good target practice.

Yeah, if they'd sit... the hell... still... [blam! ( Read more... )

[The video feed comes on, focused specifically on a certain pair of Amestrian soldiers, though both are obviously in casual clothes. They're on a couch near the big lobby tree, but neither of them are talking for some reason.

And since no holiday is complete without being bothered by walking, talking, sentient mistletoe!

One of them wanders up and ( Read more... )

[click]

[grunting, struggling, muffled voice of one very annoyed Agumon]

This figures. This totally figures. Why the hell would I unfreeze before HE does!

[more grunting until Havoc finally goes quiet. There's about fifteen minutes of silence and then... a yawn.]

Chief! Chief get offa me!

... huh?

ROY, MOVE YOUR BIG BUTT!... do I even want to ( Read more... )

[Comm clicks on to the sound of hung over groaning from Roy. He's also muttering to himself.]

That was completely pointless... all we did was get drunk, and all Maes did was chase everyone away by shoving pictures of Elicia in their faces... it's not like I actually managed to hook up with some one...[Roy shifts and apparently rolls over on his ( Read more... )

(After this log)

Major, if you're at work still, you might want to see about returning early. I don't want to alarm you but Greg seems upset about something and he's not willing to talk about it with me.

So... I just talk in to this?

Yeah, talk away.

... alright. *achem* This is Brigadier General Roy Mustang, requesting information and assistance. My... partner and I are currently in the city of Tetha and looking for anyone who may be from the Amestris State Military. We're also kind of covered in muck...

This guy got dropped in the Putrid Ruins ( Read more... )