today i had to turn down a $2000 freelance assignment from one of the biggest agencies in new york because i live in swansea.

i don't know enough swear words to properly say how i feel about this.

tonite i took a bubble bath, while drinking wine and listening to billy holiday.

obviously, i am amazing.

you cant spell home without second chances and regrets, without all your family and your friends, without bonfires and all the things that are so tough to find and forget ( Read more... )

i love how today should be spent going to see bright eyes+elvis costello in newport, but instead i will once again be cooking food for fat rednecks who feel the need to eat their chicken on sticks.

oh well.

7 more days here folks, reserve your time now.

i know you got on that plane...
but remember us by our good days
and you don't have to
but i'm gonna wait.

dear california,

eat me.

love,
mike

ever realize how theres only one letter between "lose" and "love" but that one little squiggly line makes all the goddamn difference ( Read more... )

i do not like people who feel the need to rub their blood all over the side of my car.
no, i do not.

ew.

hey everyone ( Read more... )

dear everybody

i dont want anyone else to go and die on me.

it makes me sad.

so, stop it, and live forever.

love,
mike