on being a mess or shopping every day

[hookedon]

Every morning, Monday through Friday, I come in to the office and tell my co-workers one of two things: that I'm a mess because I had a little too much fun the night before OR that I went shopping. You might suggest that I am exaggerating, but in fact, I am not and you can check with touchfaithSo this morning, it was option A

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[volcanofem]

Ali, you are an amazing human being. No, really. You're my hero.

[hookedon]

What part about it really gets you-- the extremity of my drinking habits? The amount of cash with which I part daily? The fact that I actually joined the Columbia Club in order to drink Heights-priced margaritas and go to the gym?