hahahaha i suck! i finished 1,341st out of 3500. yay for me for finishing. but hahaha i suck. i like that my time was 8:37 / mile. i slowed down on the last mile because i was real tired. it was hot! net time: 34:31 overall place: 1341 gender place: 376 pace/mile: 8:37

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why?

I AM DONE WITH MY 1L YEAR!!!!!!!!

i just said out loud "haha, you bitch!" to a case that pissed me off in my casebook and the legislative history subsequent. ( Patterson v. McClean ).

i think i need to get out of langdell, ASAP.

dude, i loved civ pro. i think there is seriously something wrong with me. i just dragged out my book because i wanted to cite swift v. tyson in my contracts paper. and now i am sad and nostalgic.

also, WHOA, 1L year is almost over. holy shit. and i only have 10 grey hairs to show for it.

Oral argument tonight.

My plan is to look snazzy and not get too flustered when the judges ask me questions to which I don't know the answer.

There is a 65% chance that I will clown myself in front of a Federal judge and/or an extremely well-regarded practitioner.

So here is a link to the text of the Terry Schiavo "Compromise" bill, which confers jurisdiction on the federal district court to "hear, determine, and render judgment on a suit or claim by or on behalf of Theresa Marie Schiavo for the alleged violation of any right of Theresa Marie Schiavo under the Constitution or laws of the United States ( Read more... )

Bourbon

Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (66), and liquor (104).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle ( Read more... )

i dressed like a giant poker card and ran around the hark harassing people to sign up for the tournament during lunchtime.

i have no shame.