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sometimes being told you’re a bitch is just a great gift.
so i finished my improv class!
i heart improv.
it seems as it has been my life the last few months.
seeing shows nearly every night, performing couple times a week at open jam type shows, learning improv, eating improv, sleeping improv, etc.
the class really helped open me up more and introduce me to this awesome world of which i really want to be a ( Read more... ) -
The best around, no one’s ever gonna keep me down...
so i find myself eating a packaged brownie, in my underwear, watching the karate kid, as my oliver suckles his froggie away on the eve of my first class at the ucb theater.
yes, kathryn and i enrolled in an improv class at UCB and tomorrow is our first class, and i am nervous.
to say the least.
kathryn says i'm funny, as do many others, but i'm ( Read more... ) -
bitch ruined the best ms pac man game of my life last night.
seriously.
i heart ms pac man, it's a main reason i venture to barcade.
and i've never gotten over 90k, nevermind 100k.
so the other night i was hanging laundry and randomly texted kathryn, "cunt" and she called up being all like, "bitch, i'm outside yo house, let's roll." and i was all like, "ok!".
so we hit up barcade, and i'm rockin' ms pac man like ( Read more... ) -
I put the NEAT in Valentine! maybe the NAVEL too? but not the EVIL!
so i spent the first part of my Valentines Day curled up in my chair wearing my pjs, watching All My Children and posting Valentines comments on my friends myspaces...
i was seriously contemplating having to go get into a fist fight or something to even out my high levels of gayness.
of course, the last time i got into a fight i just got punched in ( Read more... ) -
it was a cold cold night, but Wii warmed it up together.. *wink wink*
i didn't know what to do!
my night was in shambles, shambles i say!
mainly because i was longing for sushi with Breta.
but alas, issues, issues, damned issues.
work(on her part) prevented our sushi lounge rendezvous.
so i was at a lost with a blank slate of an evening lying ahead of me.
my plans the previous night hall fallen apart ever so ungracefully ( Read more... ) -
drinking and me!... or should that be, 'drinking and i'? whatever...
so, drinking... and me.
always makes a good combo, i think.
now, i'm not much of a drinker...
heck, i only had my first drink ever a couple summers ago.
i think that summer the drunkest i got was when i ended up in a hot tub with 4 other guys on the roof of this penthouse on the east side of NYC with a full camera, sound and television production crew ( Read more... ) -
too many references to female excretions?
seriously!
first i was watching 'How It's Made' on the Discovery Channel.
a pretty nifty show at times that takes you through the process of how random, everyday, objects are made.
toilets, helmets, copy paper, windows, etc etc.
this gives you an idea of just how easily amused i am by the way...
so, i had been going through my cables channel guide and ( Read more... ) -
i always wondered what it'd sound like if she peed in a pan...
before attending last nights film screening with Kathryn, the only thought that went through my mind when i heard the word 'Babel' was that of a weird translating fish you'd stick in your ear while traveling across the galaxy along with your towel.
but this film, which Kathryn would later describe as a pile of shit(which i would mostly disagree with ( Read more... ) -
isn't it obvious? i have a penis. i am a man.
this is getting bad.
sad?
i find myself watching All My Children at 1am on the Soap Network.
pretty sad, but it's not THAT sad i suppose...
not until you take into account that i already watched this same exact episode about 12 hours earlier.
then...
then, you may be onto something...
i took my headline from a quote from the episode btw.
if you were ( Read more... ) -
he wasn't funny because of the cancer, it was his delivery...
i saw suspenders tonight.
this girl was wearing them.
super cute they were, suspended in disbelief i was.
talking to a girl i know not, a near impossibility!
especially when i hadn't a drink all evening.
i couldn't believe the freaking waitress at this comedy club.
2 round minimum, of course.
but she didn't get me my 2 drinks, which had to come together ( Read more... )