Holy hell, I AM SPOILED.

I just had a full body massage given to me by a pro.

I love the bodyache, the smell of lavender lotion...

Time to eat.

who wants me to pull a kyle on lj?

EDIT: NO GODDAMN YOU ALL, I MEANT WITH A GIRL, NOT SOME GUY SUCKING MY COCK

damnit now look what Samantha Anne Bulewich did to my icon!

Y'all may proceed to vomit. (I know you're afraid of vomit, so go ahead and turn away, Sammie-poo)

Your Birthdate: February 7

Born on the 7th day of month gives you a tendency to be something of a perfectionist and makes you more individualistic in many ways ( Read more... )

I asked people online whether they know who Barry Bonds is -- here are the results.

( Girls' answers... )

Holy shit, I have like 48 gmail invites right now.

wtf

HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY!
THE BRIGHT YELLOW SUN!

amialag - Hope you have a phuntastic day. Our loyal friend, James, wishes you as well.

BEHOLD! THE MOST INTERESTING POST YOU'LL EVER READ THIS WEEK!

( Real Celebrity Names that you might not have known... )

The day after London gets Olympics, they get boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooombed.

Check this CNN.com article if y'all are behind the news.

(x-posted on RIT LJ)