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HOLY SHIT!!!!

amialag (8:15:21 PM): will you marry me?

WHAT SHOULD I SAY?!

( Ok, before this post gets outta hand, here's the convo that came before this... )

Haley Merrissa McBride did not know the New York Knick's team name.

Laugh at her.

This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient in the bed was in

an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death

It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at

least five people, the woman will look for you during the night to
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I'm 6'1" and I weigh 180lbs, what about you?

Some girls, I know this may be a sensitive subject for you, but we're all adults here right?

Hehehehehehehehehehehohohohohoho...

ok.

Rucchin 1 (Carney, Niedermayer)

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How to make a hoolz
Ingredients:

1 part pride

3 parts ambition

20 parts humor

10 parts horniness

5 parts pedophile juice

100 parts charm

4 parts penis enlargement pills

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Time to kidnap this dog.


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