The meme-train hit me. I was dubbed by the fabulous
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1. James set Ben's hand on fire. Ben didn't like this and hit James on the head with a plate. Being fantastic twins, they, however, resolved the problem within 5 minutes.
2. Neil and Dee did some slow dancing. (...) With eachother.
3. Neil puked on the floor and the club owner didn't really enjoy such behavior. Fortunately, Neil got away by ( Read more... )

Mel - The early and late show 
Brought to you by: Alcohol, drugs, Biffy Clyro, Marmaduke Duke, Nine Inch Nails, house music and herbal tea

Producer: God
Executive Producer: Mom & Pop

Starring: 
Mel as Mel, our intrepid hero
Simon as Si-Si, the misunderstood poet with a heart of gold
Gizmo as Gizmo, the cat

Co-Starring: 
The world as The world, an evil place ( Read more... )

Stolen from:
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Today I had a grand day. Just like yesterday. 
Everything is dandy.

Except... noone seems capable of keeping the damn lab clean when I'm not around. 
Assholes. All I did all day today was clean that shit up.

Soon (Wednesday) I'm off from work again, so I'm going to Scotland. (Make my babies, you. Like, now.)
Cookies await me. Oh my, oh my. As it is, ( Read more... )

Your Lucky Underwear is Blue
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Cats! Something exciting happened! I woke up and was in a good mood! Holy CRAP! Now, back to bed.

Today:

+ Lots of Max-time. I love Max and Max loves me, we're a happy family. His farts smell like hell, though. Holy shit.
+ Watched "MTV's Fat Camp: SPECIAL". God, I hate that kid Petey, although he was kinda cute. In the end, at least. A while ago I found his myspace, but now it's gone. OH SAD.
+ Found out that Paris Hilton's CD is finally ( Read more... )

Ja, sicherlich hast du irgendwo Recht, aber wir wissen ja alle, dass das Leben nicht so simpel ist.
Trotzdem. Nicht alles ist grau. Vieles, ja, aber nicht alles. Lobenswert erwähnen sollte man trotz allem, dass wir als Termiten toll waren. Schön auch, wie wir im Safariwagen saßen und purpurne Sonnen in den Augen hatten. Keinesfalls alltäglich das ( Read more... )

Yep, I'm back home. And it's all so blah here. Ugh.

It was my mom's birthday today, and the entire family piled in. It was horrible. A disaster. 
Anyone got a hole for me to crawl into?