I just got up, so it's time for another one of those cryptic posts where you address people who don't know what's to whom. YAY.
Most of the people I'll write to don't even read this. Haha. Way to go, Mel, way to go.

1. I'm angry that I ever invested any emotion in you. You aren't worthy and I should've known better.
2. You. Wow. What can I say? I'm ( Read more... )

So, like, I don't really want to update. But I have nothing better to do at this very moment. I just got back from grocery shopping. Yesterday Simon did it, but he came home with a whole bunch of crap. Amazing amounts of candy, cheese and beer ( Read more... )

1 MINUTE AGO:..... I was trying to decide what I wanted to listen to
1 HOUR AGO:....... I was sleeping
1 DAY AGO: .......... I was really drunk
1 YEAR AGO: ........ I wasn't having such a good time
I LOVE: ................ Life
I HATE: ................ Spiders
I FEAR: ............... Standing still
I FEEL: ................ Tired and a little crappy ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm in the land of Scot now. It's quite spiffy and very Scottish. 
So far, I have the following things to say:

1. Not all Scots like haggis, shortbread and scotch on a daily basis. WTF!
   2. Scotland has better stores than Germany. Or America. Or both combined. 
   3. Scots are all very nice. Bit grumpy. But the accent makes up for ( Read more... )

I'm back. Pretty much. They still didn't fix the damn cable, but it works much better already ( Read more... )

Hi kids ( Read more... )

Si, aka. The Scot, just pointed out to me that my cat pissed in my mom's boyfriend's shoes.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 
Well done, Gizmo. Very, very well done.

Dear Si,

I've never had a long period of being happy. Do you think anybody has? I think you can be peaceful for quite a long time, but being happy is a bit different and that's rare.

Dooo doooooo dooooo doooooo. 
This is not fair. 
(Guitar) 
(Drums) 
Lalalalalalala.

I bought a mask, so we can go now.

My Scottish friend obviously is cooler10 than yours. 
Partly because he charmed my boss' socks off. (She was delirious, I swear.)
Also, because he kept me up all night last night poking me every five minutes going, "Ken this, aye? Fit like, lassie?". It's not so cool to pretend you're from Aberdeen, when you're actually from the greater Glasgow area ( Read more... )

Last night was... interesting. To say the least.

Yes, I do know who you made out with. No, I'm not telling you.
Narnaz.

Maybe if you give me some chocolate after shit takes place tomorrow?
Actually I predict I'll need a lot of chocolate tomorrow anyways. So, get me my fix, and I'll be really nice to you.

The Scot did make an impression on me, I ( Read more... )