i hate that nothing i do is ever right for you. i am just a fuck up in your eyes. if i go out for a drink with the girls i am just a dumb lush. but when you sat there in prison, all i did was make excuses as to why you were there. told people about how great a person you were. and tonight, your true colors show. i asked you for a ride because my ( Read more... )

i've been realizing that i have a thing for rough hands. man hands if you will. they have so much more character to them, telling a story with every touch. a true mans hand. every bump, scar, and ridge leaves your mind wondering. every mark making you more curious then the next. with every touch from them i feel vulnerable, sensual, overwhelmed ( Read more... )

 today my car ran out of gas, and before it died i pulled over to the side of the road. the only shitty thing about this was the fact that four different cars, all full of boys, pulled over to ask me and yell at me, "why the fuck is your car on the side of the road with the hazard lights on?!?!" when i told them my car broke down they still looked ( Read more... )

that movie came out 15 years ago. 15 years. i was nine. and the movie i still just as funny.

i love paully shore

and i still want a pet camel.

I would really like someone to throw a couples costume party. Only because brianna and i would make the best beavis and butthead ever.

and i mean ever....