it is a terrible fate to die among the waves ( Read more... )

its an utter parade thats either a step forward or a leap back for feminism. or a complete satire of the "rules." but either way...its what i will never be and its what will make them come and drool and desire when you're beneath them. so it goes. such is college. such is life. future trophy wives, future best friends, future arranged marriages. ( Read more... )

my feet smell ( Read more... )

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currently...on a salinger kick which i may never return...and thats ok with me ( Read more... )

"If I was a woman these days, I'd be killing motherfuckers. My handgun would never cool and my hands would be covered in testicular blood. I would have a horrible reputation with a lot of men because I would be calling them on their weak bullshit left and right. Back when I was alive, I would always hear about how some woman was a bitch and then ( Read more... )

so lemme break it down for y'all ( Read more... )

night at timos with some of the best people around.


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