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So. Reading through the crimes book Jeri gave me and read through part of the assassins section.

ASSASSINATE/TRY TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: either get hanged, electrocuted, shot by angry citizens, imprisoned for life, or beaten in the face by the President himself (Jackson, you hardcore motherfucker

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TR is the baddest motherfucker to have ever graced this planet.

LOOK AT THIS BAMF GOD DAMN

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[mongoliabun]

Is it awesome that I'm related to Jackson distantly? I can never decide if I should boast or not. (And fuck if I remember what he is to me. It's like great-great-great-great-great-great something.)

Also thank you now The Ballad of Czolgosz is stuck in my head again aaaahh.

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It's a toss-up. On one hand, Indian Removal Act. On the other, he beat his attempted assassin with his cane. Oh well he was President I SAY BOAST.

YOU'RE WELCOME

i'm lazy have a miria

[isaaaaaac]

Hahahaha GOOD POINT. But dude, my parents took me to the Hermatige and ugh it was so boring. Idk I would have much rather been trying to make small talk with the two insanely cute British guys we passed sitting on a bench in the expansive yard on the way to the house. :|

OH I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE NO ROOMMATE SO I CAN SING AS LOUD AS I WANT FUCK YEEEEAHHHH

HE WOULD FUCK YOU SIX WAYS TILL SUNDAY

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SHIT CHECK OUT THOSE GLASSES

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