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[hopfulpinkdress]

Dear City Hall

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[hi_im_joanna]

Haha Cait. I definitly believe they will take that into some major consideration. If they don't they are only hurting themselves, for they will have to deal with your saggy boobs.

[hopfulpinkdress]

hahaha! yes they will. I will flash them my disgusting saggy boobs in exactly 15 years.

[sorailes]

Send that letter.

You might have to include a picture of your tits, though, so they understand your plight.

[hopfulpinkdress]

GREAT IDEA!
[camerawhores]

[wallflowrinlove]

Dear Caitlin,

We have much more important things to consider than the physical wellbeing of our citizens. We suggest a breast reduction, or maybe killing yourself before you're thirty.

Love,
City Hall

P.S. We did have fun visualizing your bouncing tits, though!

[hopfulpinkdress]

THAT MADE MY AIM PROFILE, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON OF THE MONTH.

i actually burst out laughing at that one.<3

[cadelacey]

I think City Hall would love to be sitting next to you on the bus as that is occurring... perverts!

[hopfulpinkdress]

hahaha, probably, those gross old men with their old wrinkly balls and rusty sex drives.

I'd probably vomit a little.

[hopfulpinkdress]

They sure will! Rich White men always know the challenges a young girl's boobs go through every day.

Walking Gods, they are if you ask me.