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[horrible_penny]

[Mailed to the Deities' Office Building // Off Network]
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[Penny sounds less chipper than usual.]

So. Random question time, but did anyone else wake up with money in their mouth? Maybe it was just me. The City really likes its penny puns. Really.

Also… am I missing something? What’s with the digging and

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[primrosella]

Peter? You've heard from him, then--Peter Pevensie?

[horrible_penny]

No, Petrelli. Is the other one missing?

[primrosella]

I'm afraid so. He was with me underground, in the catacombs beneath the cemetery, but the two of us found an exit last...er, Thursday, I think it must've been, and no one's heard any word from him since.

[horrible_penny]

The--why were you there? You're okay, right? And he didn't come out with you?

[playstheblues]

I did.

[horrible_penny]

Do you know what it's for? ...Besides creeping us out with Greek mythology.

[playstheblues]

No, I'm afraid I don't.

[horrible_penny]

I wonder if we should keep them...

audio ][ THAT LETTER IS AMAZING...as is the paper it is written on

[the_alice]

You woke with a penny in your mouth?

Fortunate that it wasn't--

audio ][ Penny loves her some kawaii cupcakes?

[horrible_penny]

I did! It's a choking hazard, right? ...I mean, technically. Maybe not so much since I don't really need to breathe, but it's still kind of disturbing.

I'm sorry. We haven't met, have we? I'm Penny. Which makes the penny-in-the-mouth thing extra weird.

audio ][ it's BRILLIANT sob so bright i clicked and was like SIHKLSDOJPFESOJ;L

[the_alice]

Don't need to---

Oh.

You're right. It is a hazard....and odd at that.

[ pause ]

Pleasure. I'm Alice. Alice Kingsleigh.

audio ][ this makes me happy... thank you <3

[horrible_penny]

But there's probably a reason for it. Most of the things that happen here happen for a reason.

It's nice to meet you too, Alice! Are you the Alice that Tarrant talks about, or one of the other ones?

ogheew THAT LETTER

[unborn_of_this]

A pittance, Mistress, be good to me, Mistress...

Is "ogheew" good?

[horrible_penny]

Sorry, what? I think you have the wrong person.

it's hilarious, THE CUPCAKES ;;

[unborn_of_this]

No giant, Mistress, merely your servant. Your lowly servant, here to do well by you, Mistress, won't you have me, Mistress?

The deities stand no chance!

[horrible_penny]

I don't have any servants, but that's... really nice of you to offer?

GUESS WHO'S READING THAT LETTER

[mechanicalmice]

. . . . . . . . !

SHE CAN'T BE MAD. THERE ARE CUTE CUPCAKES!

[horrible_penny]