MOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSE HAAAAAAAAAAAAATES INTRUDERS!

HATE HATE HATE.

GET OUT. GET OUT. Citizens! Tons and tons and tons of Citizens! One intruder! RUN HER OUT. CITIZENS CAN DO IT.

DO IT.

....or else....Mouse....begs....

( ooc: task info under the cut! )

"Smell that! That's gasoline you smell in there. You can't buy any perfume in the world that smells as sweet."

"Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second."

"Overkill means pouring another pail of gasoline on a baby citizen that's already burning nicely ( Read more... )

VIDEO FEED ACROSS THE NETWORK, IN UR CITY POSTING THINGS

[In the dead of night there's something--someone--leaving curious marks all over the City. There's one here in yellow, another there in blue, and several more in pinks, oranges, purples. Each piece bears a word of utmost import, could it be a hex? A deadly incantation?

On a streetlight: ( Read more... )

VIDEO FEED ACROSS THE NETWORK, IN UR SKY WRITIN' THINGS

[The sound of a plane is unmistakable as it begins scrawling letters in the sky that hovers blue over the City Square.]

Moooouuuuuse boooouuuughhhht theeeee aiiiiiiiiirrrplaaaaaane.....!

Heeeeeeeeeee.....!

[And the word of the day is--]


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AUDIO FEED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NETWORK

[ screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (high pitched feedback) then the feed is clear again ]

Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump.

[ it's the sound of cupcakes being dumped all over the City, in the streets, into chimneys, in the bathtub?! it's just cupcakes everywhere okay ]

Scrrrtch! Scrrrtch! Scrrrtch! Scrrrtch! ( Read more... )

Ci~ty...! Ciiiiiiiiity...! Not Undersea City!

City!

City!

City!

Mouse has the next word.

Mouse knows you want it.

P A I N
// elaborate //

Citizens have until FRIDAY. Write long! Write short! Write lies! Write truths! Just tell Mouse and friends alllllllll about it ( Read more... )

VIDEO: STARTS

[THIS IS THE CITY'S CCTV SYSTEM.

THIS IS THE CITY'S CCTV SYSTEM FILMING SHEEP BEING HERDED INTO THE SQUARE.]

Eee~ Mouse is a host!

Citizens citizens come to the Square, drop off a sheep if you dare.

JUST DO IT.

But lazy lazy lazy citizens can watch the show live...

[Mouse sings.]

LE~T MOU~SE E~NTERTAI~N YOU~[It is not very ( Read more... )

[The camera pans from the City to the nearest tentacle tip of the new Deity Office building where a pigeon flutters to land.]

PEW PEW PEW.

[A bright red laser fires several times, turning the pigeon into a burst of feathers before it can perch a single toe.]

Off off off! The office is too big for cleaning every day! STAY OFF.

[Mouse huffs. ( Read more... )

[Snowy screen, then focus on some rifts in the sky.]

Krrzrrsttchtzz.

[These particular rifts look a bit red.]

Fzzzsrgkkrszzz.

[Then...red splats on the lens.]

MOUSE IS BLEEDING?!?

[Oh wait. The lens is wiped clean to tilt towards a now messy Mouse.]

UMBRELLAS TO ALL BATTLE STATIONS. NOW.

Mouse is pink! Pink! Messy sticky gooey pink! It ( Read more... )

Tick tick tickety tock!

That's the sound of a different clo~ck.

Tock tock tockety tick!

Citizens parole and get out qu~ick.