Gear 40

[mechanicalmice]

[The camera pans from the City to the nearest tentacle tip of the new Deity Office building where a pigeon flutters to land.]

PEW PEW PEW.

[A bright red laser fires several times, turning the pigeon into a burst of feathers before it can perch a single toe.]

Off off off! The office is too big for cleaning every day! STAY OFF.

[Mouse huffs.

Comments

[notaleftover]

Overkill much?

[mechanicalmice]

No.

[rumblelina]

A clean shot hit blow! I LOVE IT.

[mechanicalmice]

CLEAN SHOT. WAS CLEAN.

[rumblelina]

The feathers fly so prettily~

[mechanicalmice]

A big poof!

[horrible_penny]

Why'd you do that?! He didn't do anything to you!

[mechanicalmice]

Birdie lands on Mouse and friend's building, birdie says goodbye.

[horrible_penny]

That's not fair. How was that poor pigeon supposed to know he wasn't allowed to sit there? What about his little pigeon family? You're destroying lives here.

[laszlo_jamf]

Save the pieces. We can have dinner made.

[mechanicalmice]

Less laser, more meat left?

[laszlo_jamf]

Tasty and nutritious.

[mechanicalmice]

Chewy and crunchy!

[toonurturing]

Mistress Mouse.

[mechanicalmice]

Sabiiiiiiiiine?

[toonurturing]

Animal cruelty.

[mechanicalmice]

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but............