I NOW HAVE A PLURK PLUS I TALK A LOT ABOUT A SHITTY STALLONE MOVIE

am now 23

weather too shitty to do anything with family, so i'mma watch XXX, which is incredibly, wonderfully stupid

MY BIRTHDAY: DEDICATED TO SHITTY VIN DIESEL MOVIES

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

ps i got a full cooking set, a bitching mobile file shelf/desk thing, and a printer/scanner/copier/fax machine and they are all fucking amazing

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are squirrel girl and wolverine secretly exes or something

i don't even know what the fuck is going on in comics anymore

john mccain you can eat my fucking dick you hypocritical piece of shit

extend this further for the republicans in general, blocking all bills until obama says the rich can get even fucking richer, you goddamn motherfuckers

okay, that's my thought about politics for today

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i really do love goats

Last night, I dreamt of a cute girl who was usually pretty shy about herself - her frame was kind of scrawny, her breasts were pretty much just nipples with some hard air behind them, and all in all, she didn't feel very confident about her body, at all. The boyish hair probably didn't help ( Read more... )

happy thanksgiving

i love all y'all

SECRET LEARNED TO HOW TO GET MYSELF TO GET SOME FUCKING CREATIVE WORK DONE:

I JUST NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM AND MY HOUSE AND SIT DOWN SOMEPLACE PUBLIC

JESUS FUCK HOW DO I MISS SOMETHING THIS OBVIOUS

of my physical attributes, my ass is the best

it is my most complimented feature

okay, i need to go get a haircut now

(seriously though: my ass)