cock envy. sehun/kai. one.

[horse_exobooks]

name: cock envy
rate: positively full of cock
k-i-s-s-i-n-g: sehun/kai (nerdtp)
this is about: Jongin is jealous of all those cocks Sehun has, especially since Jongin’s the one that brought them home.
Or, conversely:
Sehun never thought he’d have this problem.
counting the words: 21.6k
doodles: Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur.

Comments

[hipployta]

Yixing and Tao...where is the Unicorn healing?

I adore Kyungsoo but I'm suspicious of Kyungsoo's interest in the arts only because Kris is an artist...aww yeah

Jongin...saving yourself for Sehun LOL

Although LOL at Sehun TELLING Jongin he was gay too and Jongin choosing to be in denial about it to avoid his feelings

[ext_2629111]

This is so funny! I love how you wrote the members in this :D

"Jongin’s penis is like some of those glaciers up in Alaska. Sehun has always thought Alaska sounded interesting."

/DYING

[tsukarerudesu]

this is perfect. i cannot stop smiling. onto part two. but seriously, PERFECTION.

[choigurl1187]

“He drank most of it last night, when Heart made a nest in his hair.”

Kyungsoo gives Jongin a very solemn look. “Heart?” Kyungsoo taps his foot impatiently. “Did you name them all after your favorite Sehun body parts? Is there one named Ass roaming around here somewhere?”

Magnificent, spicy Kyungsoo, lol.
I loved this story...cocks = chicks, but not female. Hysterical.

this was posted in 2014 and its 2016 but ?

[ikonsvelvetmuse]

ok this fic was wayyy too funny not to comment on I have literally been laughing for 2 hrs

"That’s why he loved his Abercrombie job. All that darkness." RIP ME IM LAUGHING all that DARKNESS
ok the sunlamp bit was too funny sure Thehun keep dreaming

"I’ll have to call them something. I can’t just call them all ‘hey you’.” That’s what Sehun did for every single member of his graduating class in high school except for Jongin, and it worked out just fine, but Jongin’s always been sentimental." THIS LINE IS WHAT KILLED ME I JUST ------ SEHUN !!!!!!! I CAN T0TALLY IMAGINE SEHUN D0ING THIS IM SCREAMING

“It’s a cat-mergency!” chanyeol stop

"Maybe it’s a two day ice extravaganza?" me, /yelling/: NAUGHTY CHENBAEK

“A real cat-tastrophe" chanyeol stop

"Nowhere is safe.” B Y E P00R THEHUN

"Sehun is not angry. He feels nothing. He is placid, like a hidden mountain lake. He’s practically Buddha, that’s how zen he is. “I do.”"
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