NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[horseofrohan]

Shadowfax stands beside the broken body of his lover, killed by a cruel fate and quite possibly Felarof. He stands, and mourns, regretting all the things he said that hurt Elrohir

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[lordelrohir]

...ow...?

DARLING!!!!!!!!!!

[horseofrohan]

I love you!!! Don't EVER do that to me again!!!

*hopefully*

Did the earth move for you?

!!!!!!!!!!

[lordelrohir]

Beloved!!! Death brought to me clarity such as I have never known! My mind cleared and my memory sharpened to call certain evil things that need to be considered.

You know what this means?

We need to hurt Felarof!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did feel something move...it was either the earth or my spine

Ohmyeruyou'realiveiloveyousomuch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[horseofrohan]

Wipe them out. All of them!!!!

But first, my love, can you move your legs?

*watches Elrohir execute perfect high kicks*

Okay, wasn't your spine, although you DO know I'd have loved you especially even if you'd been a drooling, brain-dead vegetable, don't you?

Which means, of course, that the earth moved.

Let's make it move again! We can kill Felarof tomorrow!

*pounces*

*shags long, loudly, romantically, messily and Elrond-headache-inducingly*

((Did you have to wear a bulky sweater to get the movie role, Faxy?))

[felarof]

I didn--

*head spins as time is reversed*

Whoa. Was I saying something?

You. Are. D.E.A.D.

[horseofrohan]

I would insert some really sick Christopher Reeve joke in here, but my mun won't let me.

Re: You. Are. D.E.A.D.

[felarof]

*greatly confused* What? Did I say something. Shadowfax, if you hired those aliens to abduct me, so help me I'll ... Well, come to think of it, I don't really know what I'll do, but it will be frightful and worthy of a Mansbane.

[annlarimer]

!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN

*blinks*

Schwa--?

[oliveoyl]

:)!!