here are my career options as of now ( Read more... )

today i woke up at 130pm. not naturally, because my body sensed the insanely late hour, but because ilana called me to tell me she was on her way back from kissing up to the english dept. so i stumbled outta bed and spent my day like an alcoholic. (thats in homage to a letter that peryl once left me after spending the night ( Read more... )

i thought a month of vacation would be awesome but it just puts me back in that awful bored place i was the whole summer. well the two months of summer after i quit summer school. rosh hoshana was great, really im complaining cuz it rained today and i didnt leave the house. but tonight i made up for it by watching at least two movies. i say at ( Read more... )

today on my way home from shul i saw WANDA, the wonderful old lady in the little yellow house (no, not mine) on my street that my deceased cat introduced me to. read that sentence a couple times ( Read more... )

the one thing that doesnt pay to buy on ebay: OPI nailpolish. ok yah, ill go to sleep. dammit whats wrong with me? 4 hrs of sleep last night and one quiz tomorrow at 9am and somehow im still up at 2am. i have so many brilliant thoughts to share with you, but ill wait til tomorrow. also notice how both the comments on my previous entry have ( Read more... )

yah back in school. but somehow this time it sucks a whole lot less. how can that be? i suppose it really took me the entirety of last semester to adjust to living here with a bunch of girls. and i have an awesome room, all are welcome to stop by. its all mine!! and now i live in the dorm which is affectionately called The Insane Asylum, so as ( Read more... )

today i woke up at the ung-dly hour of 9:30. with a bee in my pants.

if a big fish was about to eat you, do you really think he would change his mind just because he saw that your vocation made a difference to the ocean as a whole? cmon price chopper, that book is just unrealistic. the moral of the story is that if you have a career and you contribute to society, somehow that makes you less tasty to the other fish ( Read more... )

and finally... this summer's equivalent to last summer's cookie theft. might possibly even top it ( Read more... )

Every night we are apart i cry myself to sleep ( Read more... )