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[hotaznyeah]

I was supposed to house sit this weekend, but I guess the vacation was postponed, and due to my lack of phone I was not informed. so I get to the other side, and who awaits my arrival? mother dearest. steamed at me for not keeping in contact, but happy that I was not, as she supspected, raped-killed-and thrown in a river. her vacation will be next

Comments

[lamrobotron2000]

youre house sitting in bremerton?

[hotaznyeah]

not any-more

[falucious]

of course, you being raped, killed and thrown into a river is the perfectly logical outcome to you not answering your phone.

i think it's perfectly normal you were unaffected.

[iamthedreamer]

I think it's an azn mom thing.