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[hotdogstorm]

While I was putting away the groceries just now when I found that my mother was suckered into purchasing one of the thousands of Women's Fitness magazines that seem to thrive and multiply in this house not unlike gremlins, feeding off of her insecurities after midnight  and multiplying by the dozens when touched by her angry tears. This one in

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[rabidfrog]

if you laugh hard enough, often enough, the weight will stay off.

especially if your definition of "laugh" includes laughing into a toilet at your lunch.

[hotdogstorm]

Laugh means puke in your crazy northern socialist paradise?

I will never understand Canadian culture.

[rabidfrog]

nah...only in my own brain. I was overcome by the image of that woman's frantically laughing face and combined it with thoughts of eating disorders...though frankly, she looks more like a type A work out freak.....

[xhelicopterx]

bitch is hot