( This isn't exactly what comes to mind when I think of threesomes )

1. Clouds ( Read more... )

So as some of ya'll probably know (and don't give a shit too much) I went to a con today dressed as Kenny. It was....well I was killed a couple times, so it was to be expected. I let my inner Kenny out and he uh. He molested everyone. With his hands and his words. And his penis. I thought about humping a potted plant too (only like...three of you ( Read more... )

The former assistent teacher/slave in leather assless chaps rolled the condom over the banana and gently pressed the tip into the center of the doughnut, then turned back to his pupils and grinned triumphantly ( Read more... )

"In a hypothetical sense only: What if I were to say I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen on two legs ( Read more... )

"Cooper, buddy, please stop crying on the furniture. The old man'll be pissed if he finds questionable stains on the couch. Again ( Read more... )

"Kay, So what's ailing you this time, babe ( Read more... )

"They used and abused me, then threw me in the trash like a...a ( Read more... )

"So my teacher once said that you can't change unless you're in some real bad ass pain. Like, you jump over here only if your feet are on fire over there. I figure she could be right ( Read more... )

"You know what I'd do, to really fuckin lose control and shit? Just let loose, do whatever the fuck I want ( Read more... )