Ok people. You know all those random questionnaires that people post and answer on livejournal? Well this is the next big thing in the history of that thing. Here is a lib questionnaire. You have created the questions. Copy and paste your lib questions and then answer them!! It`s nuts ( Read more... )

i had a major epiphany today, thanks to the tutelage of my favorite anti-technology super genius serial killer. that's right, the unabomber has singlehandedly elucidated for me the mysteries of the befuddling phrase "you can't have your cake and eat it too." as i have discussed with hayley before, this innocent little expression makes no sense. why ( Read more... )

this is possibly the most random thing to a) get worked up about and b) livejournal about, but i just can't help myself ( Read more... )

One of my favorite things about Damascus is the atrocious mispellings of English words. Like the "Rant A Car" center, or the surely-reputable "Dintist" across the way. These delightful childish mistakes belong right beside fresh hot street food and cool lemon-mint slushies on my list of Damascus pleasures. But even better than the mispellings, ( Read more... )

have you ever choked before? i don't recommend it. especially not in a foreign land in the company of complete strangers. here's the scoop: i am in a smallish syrian city, called Hama, because i have very graciously been invited to a wedding here. on thursday, i met the bride-to-be, her fiance, her kid sister, and her mother. after taking me around ( Read more... )

look at me, i am posting an entry! woo hoo for me! in fact, it is a very LONG entry, because i am bored and lonely, and want to tell you a story ( Read more... )

In honor of my very first live journal entry ever, I would like to dedicate a rant to the girl sitting at the table next to me. I am sitting in the campus coffee/sandwich shop, working my little brain to the..uh...bone?...anyway, trying to write a big term paper due at the end of this week. And there is this FLOOZY sitting at the table next to me, ( Read more... )