WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ( Read more... )

The train is moving while the show are dinner are going on, but it does not stop until it is over. You cannot get off the train until the show is over. Yes we can car pool. Yes we can get a table together. You can call in advance or just hold a spot for you party depending on the amount ( Read more... )

Anyone want to go with me? If so, drop me a line ( Read more... )

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids ( Read more... )

There is no chocolate at the office. There is no chocolate at home.

WHY IS ALL THE CHOCOLATE GONE?!?!?!

I humbly thank you for the much needed rain, but will you please turn the heat back on?

I usually don't post these, but I figured why not ( Read more... )

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the ( Read more... )

Just a few things men have said in public ( Read more... )

Love is more than a stateroom and a "Do Not Disturb" sign.

Also, despite what Harlan Ellison says, love IS NOT sex misspelled.

So how is your love life doing?