I am home from the hospital and hurting like hell. My meds the doctor gave me almost cost 300.00. I have insurance but it does not cover the brand name. Oh well at least I will start working on Tuesday. Boy I hate working in collections but, I have to pay the bills some how ( Read more... )

I live at the corner of: Kiss My Ass Avenue & No Friggin Way

For the first time since I was 12 I wore a pair of shorts out in public. I now wear a size 28 and for some reason I had my hubby buy them for me. As I looked at myself in the mirror I thought, I REFUSE TO HAVE MY EGO STRANGLED BY THESE OVERPRICED SCRAPS OF CLOTH ( Read more... )

For Larry's birthday tomorrow, we are going out to Joe's Crab Shack in Fairfax. Planning on being there at 7pm. Anyone interested in joining us? Please feel free to email or call us.

The universe doesn't give a fuck"
The universe isn't going to coddle me, protect me, or listen sympathetically as I whine. Nobody ever gets exactly what they want or deserve and my opinion is worthless. I need to stop worrying about fairness and think about what could happen if the universe was really against me!

This concludes our thought for

Stupidity like this makes my head hurt

In the American Wars and Politics section at the National Museum of American History:

Woman: I am so lucky my family fled Germany before the Nazis invaded!

Man: You mean Poland?

Woman: What? The Nazis were from Poland?

Man: No - your family is from Poland.

Woman: Where were the Nazis from?

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up ( Read more... )

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches ( Read more... )

I need a carry one bag that has wheels, but will fit in the over head bin or under the seat. (I have two seats) I have a layover in Paris and my connecting flight is at the opposite end of that very large airport. So, any carry on I use has to be on wheels or I will never make my connecting flight!

PLEASE HELP!!!

Does anyone have a large light weight suitcase I can borrow for a week? I am going to Europe and all the ones a have are very heavy even when they are empty. Air France has a luggage weight restriction of 60 lbs. I will be leaving Oct. 18th, so please let me know as soon as possible.

Thanks everyone for your help!!