If you look closely, all my gifts have some sort of educational value.

[hotterthansagan]

Hm. I appear to have been so preoccupied with work this week that I entirely missed the LJ Awards. I'm quite flattered to have been voted most intelligent. Thank you for the nomination, Oishi. I happen to have a small gift for you. Would you like to stop by and pick it up sometime

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[freerent_ftw]

Why the heck are you working at a lame place like that?

[hotterthansagan]

My parents insisted.

[freerent_ftw]

Your parents are weird. I wouldn't take on that job even if they payed me 700,000 yen....

Although that much money would help my rent situation.... NO I would never take that lame job! Probably perverted bosses everywhere!

[hotterthansagan]

I'm afraid they insisted I seek family-friendly employment. Otherwise I would have simply sold pornography to Americans on ebay.

In fact, I'm not finding the job to be family-friendly at all. My manager is somewhat . . . overly-affectionate with me.

[bananas_an]

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...Pink. Really, sickeningly, disgustingly pink. hahahahaha

I've heard that recording, Inui-san. How can you jog to that? Ugh.

I've been playing a lot lately. Had a match with Niou on Monday, played Echizen on Wednesday and play Fuji today. Anyone in particular you think I should try to play?

Triton, hmmm? Definitely need to make it down to DisneySea.

[hotterthansagan]

Sickening? I think the color will nicely accent his hair.

It keeps my mind sharp even while training the body. In fact, I would even call it relaxing.

I'm glad to hear it. Those are all appropriate opponents to work up your endurance and skill level. Have you tested out your skills at all yet as a doubles player?

That's . . . probably not necessary.

[bananas_an]

hahahahaha So bad!

But it's slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. *yawn*

I'm not bad, but better at singles. My team has better doubles pairs, so I don't play them often. Fuji-kun is going to help me work something out that's been knocking around in my head for a long while now. If it looks like we make progress, I may ask you to stop by one of our games and give me some pointers.

^_^ No, no. I insist. They make you wear a tiara and not a crown?

[hotterthansagan]

Pi is supposed to be slow and soothing. Mathematics in general I find quite soothe the nerves. If they don't inspire you to work out, perhaps try listening or reciting pi yourself during your cool-down.

I'm usually watching, anyway. But I can make myself known sometime to offer advice if you prefer.

It's . . . definitely a tiara.

[kidoban]

Hmm. King Triton. Are pictures allowed now? ^_^

Congratulations on your placement.

[hotterthansagan]

I somehow doubt anything I do will prevent them from being taken at this point.

Thank you. I admit I'm surprised to have won the title even after my failed attempt at understanding the Cat Macro.

[kidoban]

I will make sure you get your own copies. You'll look charming.

There are different types of intelligence. ^_^

[hotterthansagan]

. . . All right.

I suppose so. I'm more suited to reciting pi.

[fukubuch0u]

You're welcome. But you didn't have to give me anything! You deserved the award, after all.

Ah, that recording of pi is very...nice.

For your job you sit IN a pond?

[hotterthansagan]

Oh, I would have purchased it no matter what. Are you free tonight?

Thank you. I hope you're working on memorizing it.

Well. On a throne in a pond. I at least get to be surrounded by fish.

[fukubuch0u]

Yes, I think so. Should I stop by and get it then?

...Um. No. No offense.

I hope you're not disturbing the ecosystem.

[hotterthansagan]

Yes. I'm free after 5:30 p.m.

. . . It might help calm your nerves before bowling.

It's a man-made pond, Oishi. There isn't much of a natural ecosystem at SeaDisney.

[phantom_lefty]

Shit. No more crab suit? ;__;

... That is a horrible hoodie, Inui-san.

[hotterthansagan]

I'm still the crab on Tuesdays.

Horrible? It's a best-seller.

[phantom_lefty]

Not on weekends? Way to kill a kid's dreams, Inui-san.

It's pink. If I ever find it in Yanagi-senpai's house, I'll totally burn it.

[hotterthansagan]

It's certainly not my decision. Personally, I find the beard worse.

I'm sure that would quite upset your senpai. Why would you want to do that?