Comments | hotterthansagan: If you look closely, all my gifts have some sort of educational value.

hotterthansagan

If you look closely, all my gifts have some sort of educational value.

Sep 27, 2007 11:16

Hm. I appear to have been so preoccupied with work this week that I entirely missed the LJ Awards. I'm quite flattered to have been voted most intelligent. Thank you for the nomination, Oishi. I happen to have a small gift for you. Would you like to stop by and pick it up sometime ( Read more... )

music, gifts

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datapwns September 27 2007, 20:34:49 UTC

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Sadaharu.

hotterthansagan September 27 2007, 22:55:06 UTC

No need to pay me back. It's a gift.

I hope you wear it when you come to visit.

datapwns September 28 2007, 01:45:21 UTC

The color seems... a bit off. Actually.

hotterthansagan September 28 2007, 03:28:24 UTC

. . . Off?

What do you mean?

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lasering September 27 2007, 20:36:46 UTC

... OH MY GOD.

hotterthansagan September 27 2007, 22:56:07 UTC

It's for your own benefit. You'll thank me later.

I included edible underwear as a bonus. Let me know if you use it. I've only tried the banana, which left something to be desired. The strawberry looks much more promising.

lasering September 28 2007, 01:46:13 UTC

IT'S LATER AND I STILL DON'T FEEL LIKE THANKING YOU.

KSLDJFLSJDF SDKLJFKLJSDKLJF UNDERWEAR IS NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN!!!

hotterthansagan September 28 2007, 03:29:19 UTC

I meant later, post-intercourse.

The strawberry-flavored kind is.

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