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Sep 03, 2005 08:57

10 Better Things to do on a Sunday Morning than go to Church:

(10) Clean house.

(9) Wash the car in the rain.

(8) Learn to write with my feet.

(7) Actually get some work done on a fanfic.

(6) Count the clouds in the sky.

(5) Get a yeast infection.

(4) Study the cure for cancer.

(3) Go to the commeciary.

(2) Blow snot bubbles.

(1) Lie on my back ( Read more... )

Comments 4

greenie_em September 3 2005, 08:26:38 UTC

haha..i like number 5 on the first on and i totally agree with nmber 1 on the second one. I don't go to church either..my mum and sister do, but i find it so boring..all i remember hearing from it the guy mumbling then singing then more mumbling and then singing and etc.
My mum doesnt make me anymore so hopefully neither will your mum.
LUURRVVEEEEE

greenie_em September 3 2005, 08:27:22 UTC

plus i kinda dont believe in god, so its kinda pointless for me to go

vivid_lucidity September 6 2005, 20:02:10 UTC

You need to print this list out and give it to your mom. Tell her if she loves you, she will accept your decision silently and stop judging you on her beliefs. Obviously, your happiness isn't all that important if she is really trying to get you to go to church so you stop liking kitty. You are old enough and mature enough to decide for yourself whether you want to sell yourself to Jeebus for his harem, anyway.

It's like I always say...

"Dyslexic Devil Worshipper! I worship the Great God SantaGot that pin at Dragon*Con last year. ^_ ( ... )

house_on_fire September 7 2005, 13:22:30 UTC

I absolutlely abhore that boy... I seriously do, and I just can't escape him. He's in my English class now and everyone thinks he's just sooooooooooooooooo funny... He makes me want to shove a toilet brush wrapped in barbed wire up my vagina... Yeah, it's that bad. But I don't have to lecture you on the evils and stupidity of him, as you know from first-hand experience. I just have to convince the rest of the world that he's a complete and total donkey dick-throating moron.

Ehhh... She's starting to ease up about certain things more and more. I actually didn't have to go to church at all; I came down with a cold starting on Thursday, and by Sunday, I was starting to lose my voice. Monday I went swimming and Andr頣ame along, and I got major sunburnt... Very bad. Tuesday rolls around and I'm speaking at a whisper. >_< I was going to find something to talk to the hottie in my Spanish II class about on Tuesday, too. Voice has almost returned now, and I can't think of anything to say to said hottie, and I'm actually waiting for Andr頴o call ( ... )