MONKEYQUAKE FIRESHIEK THE FRIENDS ONLY DUCK SAYS:


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"TIMISOARA, Romania - A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble ( Read more... )

Pirates have a lot on their minds. Though their basic objective (Get Loot) is clear, there's a lot of thought that goes into making sure they get the most loot possibe. At all times, they must be thinking about their captain--is he the right captain for me? Is he getting us enough loot? Am I getting a big enough share of that loot? Is the captain, ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Liberal
(78% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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Paris Hilton is my new favorite comedienne. Or retard. Whichever works.

Paris has recently ended her engagement to ga-fucking-zillionaire Paris whatshisface, quoting reasons such as "I'm still young" and "I'm not ready to give up my cureer".

"I have worked very hard to get to where I am," she says.

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Listening to great music with headphones on in a room full of people is like sharing the best-kept secret with yourself.

"Awwwww... I'm gonna puke and cry a whole lot..."

"And I'm gonna spawn."

I have serious plans in the works to update this...

...later.

Danny Boy: How many fanboys/fangirls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Me: It depends on what fandoms main character the lightbulb represents, and who the light socket is supposed to be.
Me: See, if Ron was the lightbulb, and Hermione was the lightsocket, there would be a lot of fanboys/girls screaming "YAY!" and helping...
Me: but, if the ( Read more... )