"There is nothin' in the bible that says people have a right to learn stuff - I have read it!!!"

[vivid_lucidity]

"TIMISOARA, Romania - A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble

Comments

[liberateourtime]

...Isn't there a movie sort of like this?

LMAO.

[vivid_lucidity]

I harth that man.

^_^

Supoena God. I would pay money to see that.

[nychick8990]

...Will the stupid people just leave, already?

[vivid_lucidity]

El concurredo!!! ^_^

[sweetazz]

Even if no one mentions that he broke one of the Commandments, which would null and void the contract anyway, I bet God has a wicked bad defense team. Plus he's got the whole "I made you and I can un-make you!" thing going on for him.

Woah.... God's a Mom.

[vivid_lucidity]

God is the momminest mom that ever mommed.

[kaffeine23]

Geez, why doesn't God do his job properly, huh?

[vivid_lucidity]

Filthy icon!!!! ^____________^!

And I know, right. Freakin God is in danger of losing his job. I bet I could find someone to do it better.

[kaffeine23]

Oh indeed. :D Any potential candidates?

[vivid_lucidity]

Me, for instance.

*points to "VOTE! Amber for President GOD!" button*

I'd make a pretty cool God, if I must say so myself.

Burn in Hell GOD!

[mrhoohaa]

Yeah, I totally think God failed this man. He shouldn't have allowed him to get pissed off, I mean he went to church. Church is a Happy Fun Time Place! You don't shoot people when your at Funtime places. God you need to make Church happy fun!