I am updating this from school.

From school.

From school.

I have just discovered the innovative principle of the proxy server.

I went and and (and smoked) in the fabled smoking IHOP.

Highlight.

of.

my.

life.

The world owes a debt to me.

I just cleaned some girl's pee out of my cat's litterbox.

Okay, party at Mary Browder's house tomorrow.

It's Rei's birthday. If you come, you have to make nice with her or you get a baseball bat to the knees.

Oh, my.

Incidentally, my life of late has been composed of hot dates, running lates, and (unfortunately for tonight's dice game) crazy eights.

I intensely miss long ago. Pathetic ideed.

New Years Resolutions:
* Get into college.
* Be a nicer human being.
* Smoke only in times of need!
* Be more appreciative.
* Fuck shit up less! (e.g. no getting kicked out of places for belligerence, no getting mad and hitting folks, etc.)

Yikes.

One time I had a HenryLiss slumber party and now everyone knows I'm secretly 45 years old.

Newyearsisthegayzzzz.

Also last night I made three pumpkin pies and a caflouti and everything is gone.

Today I made a tremendous feast with Trouble and served it to all the gentle folks.

There is a wonderful (or something) store in Tallahassee called "Seminole Discount Liquor", and they sell liquor until two in the morning. Even on Sundays.

In Texas, liquor sales stop at 9:00.