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WOOHOO!! I love these things.

Hi, I'm new here. Here are my fav Houseisms.

Cameron: (Commenting on House's new cane)...Nice cane.
House: If I know what you mean...*winks*.

Cuddy: You don't believe me?
House: I didn't believe the kids when they said Susie was sleeping wiht Johnny. I didn't believe them then, and I don't believe them now. I don't care ( Read more... )

As House said; "You can't stop our love!"

I loved that random girl. It made everything so amusing!

Hi, I'm brand new here ( Read more... )

Hi all! I've just joined the comm; yay to find it! Quoting House is one of my favorite pastimes, much to the overall annoyance of friends and relations. Now I have a new outlet for my quote-geekness!

( This baby won me second place in the clinic weekly weirdest-thing-pulled-out-of-an-orafice contest. )

Cameron: "Then come up with a cunning plan and fast."
Cuddy to Wilson after Cameron has stormed off: "She's not nearly as delightful as she thinks she is."

Ah, love confident!Cameron and Cuddy's comment was great.

House: I wouldn’t have tortured you if I knew you liked it. [Chase kind of laughs at that.] Well, here’s a phrase to remember: “Hey, this guy might have been pounded on the head one too many times ( Read more... )

Cane and Able
Just after House asks Wilson what his plan was.

Wilson: "Something like that. More that if we told you the truth that you'd solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God. And I was worried your wings would melt."

House: "God doesn't limp."

I love House!!!!

House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts ( Read more... )

this was from episode 3.02:

Chase: Hey Foreman, your momma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

i just found this hilarious. Chase is offically Mr. Random Man.