38.

[housewares_ash]

Okay, yesterday?

Lame.

You screwheads and whinerbabies really need to get things together.

Comments

[housewares_ash]

Yeah, well, given that she's started picturing me naked, well... that's something you might want to work on.

[urbandev]

WAIT, SHE'S STARTED WHAT?

Only because you said something completely terrible to put that image in her head, I'm sure.

[housewares_ash]

Or she's not getting enough at home.

1/?

[urbandev]

I--

2/?

[urbandev]

That is completely --

3/5(?)

[urbandev]

You --

[urbandev]

Did she really say--

5/6 (really)

[urbandev]

You're not her type anyway.

6/6

[urbandev]

As if.

Re: 6/6

[housewares_ash]

What, can't take a joke?

I think you broke him.

[urbandev]

I

Oh, Jenova's tits.

[housewares_ash]

Jenova?

...who is she? Is she hot?

[urbandev]

She's a headless alien, actually a collective of single celled organisms that disperse through liquids, including blood, and mass until they create a collective whole big enough to function consciously and direct the splintered rest of her.

She's also Sephiroth's mother.

Short answer, no.

[housewares_ash]

...but she has tits?

[urbandev]

...Well, had, to be fair. Her original physical form was destroyed in the collapse of Midgar, regrettably, leading to our current disaster with the transmission vector.

So she doesn't have a body. Just a head.

...of course, "head" has also been more or less redefined as "whatever mass of cells is getting big enough to worry about this week."

[housewares_ash]

...okay then.