Uhhhh, anyone know any girl with dark hair? Kinda... lopsided haircut, wears a black dress?

...I think I found a corpse in the alley.

...I see a single zombie come out of that fog, I am going to just start shooting everything that moves.

...Today is brought to you by four special words.

Pie makes everything better.

Blood? That's it? Oh gee. How scary.

I'm shitting a brick right now.

Really.

Oh no.

...makes baking a bitch, though.

A 'B', huh?

Far as I'm concerned?

Stands for 'Badass'.

I'm not a killer,
I'm an S-Mart employee.
And to kill a coworker
Is against company policy.

But you tried to kill me,
So now I must say goodbye.
I'm sorry Linda,
But now you must die!

Die, die
Die, die
Die, die
Die, die
Die, die
Die, die
Oh die
Oh die!

...huh, that was weird.

[ooc: Who's got his own musical? That's right, Ash does. Booyah.]

Why the hell do I always end up banging the wrong chicks?

Yes, there's no water.

Stop. Whining. About. It.

Okay, yesterday?

Lame.

You screwheads and whinerbabies really need to get things together.

After a day of gumming my food and a pecker that wouldn't work, I am so ready to eat a steak and... well, you know.