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housewares_ash

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Sep 10, 2008 10:30

Why the hell do I always end up banging the wrong chicks?

Comments 31

elevatorwarrior September 10 2008, 16:03:45 UTC

Sounds like you got a problem.

housewares_ash September 10 2008, 16:07:31 UTC

Yeah. I do.

Most of 'em end up dead.

elevatorwarrior September 10 2008, 16:09:07 UTC

Ouch... that ain't a real big turn on, I bet.

housewares_ash September 10 2008, 16:10:23 UTC

Nope.

Most of 'em turn evil, after that.

Thread 9

bitingnightmare September 10 2008, 18:39:15 UTC

Maybe you should try necrophilia.

housewares_ash September 10 2008, 18:44:12 UTC

That's just gross.

Most dead chicks try to kill me.

voice browning_baby September 10 2008, 19:45:52 UTC

... pardon me?

voice housewares_ash September 10 2008, 19:47:49 UTC

Hey, just sayin'. I'm not, like, regretting anything. Or saying bad about you.

But, well, certainly opened myself up for a whole new world of... yeah.

voice browning_baby September 10 2008, 19:50:58 UTC

Well... don't worry about banging me anymore. Wouldn't want to ruin your rep or anything.

voice housewares_ash September 10 2008, 19:54:12 UTC

...Did I say that?

Was I supposed to get you flowers or something?

Thread 16

cutecatenvoy September 10 2008, 23:40:07 UTC

It's all about the closet, Herr.

housewares_ash September 10 2008, 23:41:40 UTC

...what?

cutecatenvoy September 11 2008, 05:23:49 UTC

Maybe it's time to cross the other side of the street, Herr.

housewares_ash September 11 2008, 12:25:23 UTC

Yeah, no.