4.

[housewares_ash]

Hey, Leeloo baby?

How about you and me sit down and I can show you some of those other things I'm good for?

[ooc: Not private, because Ash is not that smart. Ahahahahaha.]

Comments

[just_rayne]

You got some interesting phrasing there champ. I can't tell if you're being friendly or if you're being really friendly. If you catch my meaning.

[housewares_ash]

I'm as friendly as a I want to be, baby.

[just_rayne]

Just so you know what you're up against, stud. Leeloo already has a guy.

[housewares_ash]

...Jealous type?

[she_dove_off]

Uhm...Like what? ♥

[housewares_ash]

Uhhh, you need any metal work done?

[she_dove_off]

Auo, like your hand? Metal work...

Weeell, she needs a necklace fixed. And her gun from home, she just doesn't want anyone to hurt it.

[housewares_ash]

Well, I got enough skill I can poke at it for you. Promise not to break it.

OW, MY BRAIN!

[kisaraginights]

FOR THE LOVE OF GAAAAAWD, MAN! PRIVATIZE YOUR FREAKING ENTRIES

Re: OW, MY BRAIN!

[housewares_ash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Re: OW, MY BRAIN!

[kisaraginights]

Not like I'M pure as the driven snow, but at least I don't say shit like that where everybody has to read it!

Re: OW, MY BRAIN!

[housewares_ash]

Jesus, you think everyone knows how to do all that technical crap right away? I'm no geek, baby.

[ex_janvalent852]

Hector's gonna kick your ass.

[housewares_ash]

He the... pirate guy?

[ex_janvalent852]

Yeah, the one with the big fuckin sword and rat stompin boots.

[housewares_ash]

Well, I've got a shotgun and a chainsaw.

[venomouselle]

How fucking sweet.

[housewares_ash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Filter thingies. I'm working on it.