5.

[housewares_ash]

I cry at weddings.

...the hell?

[ooc: Embarass him. Please.]

Comments

[bohica_apu]

...Well, ain't you just the sparkling image of stoic masculinity, babydoll.

Marlboro man, watch your ass.

[housewares_ash]

Ha, ha, ha. Look, I never would have admitted that in a million years if it weren't for whatever the hell curse is affecting me. Just like my love of kittens.

...Aw, hell.

[bohica_apu]

...I take it back. Marlboro man's got nothin' on you. You're just a regular Rambo, babe.

Let me guess... Steel Magnolias makes you cry, doesn't it?

[housewares_ash]

No. No it doesn't. I don't cry at movies. Except ET.

Damn it.

[just_rosey]

How sweet, dear.

[housewares_ash]

Thanks, ma'am. At least you're not makin' fun of me.

[just_rosey]

Hardly something to make fun of.

[housewares_ash]

Yeah. Seems like everyone else is after my balls.

[just_rayne]

Aww, my image of you is wholly shattered now.

[housewares_ash]

Well that's just great. I was really hoping to be able to bang you at least once.

Shit.

[just_rayne]

You wouldn't be the first guy to hope for that. Considering how many offers I got to 'cure' my supposed sexual frustration on Monday.

[housewares_ash]

Well even I'm not that tactless. At least, I think so. Lying for sex totally doesn't coount.

[steeldame]

Most folks are oversensitive during such gatherings.

[housewares_ash]

Finally. Someone who understands, rather than mocks.

[steeldame]

It is a fairly common occurrence. I don't understand why it should be taken as a reason to taunt someone.

[housewares_ash]

Apparently a lot of women get their panties in a bunch and want to take a guy's balls off.