8.

[housewares_ash]

Primitive screwheads
This is seriously screwed up
What the hell's goin' on?

Comments

[sickandchained]

What's wrong with -you-? You ain't chained t'some stranger.

[housewares_ash]

I definitely ain't
You got stuck to some guy, huh?
That's gotta suck hard

[sickandchained]

No, some girl. She's pretty nice, but it still fucking weird.

..what's with the..speech. Shit.

[housewares_ash]

Hell I got no clue
Must be some damn city curse
I don't talk like this

[geassed]

It seems you suffer
from a similar curse; I
offer sympathy.

[housewares_ash]

This is real peachy
I yak like a knucklehead
stupid city gods.

[geassed]

I liked it better
when gods were a figment of
imagination.

[housewares_ash]

They sure ride us hard
and not even the fun way
still beats damn deadites

[bohica_apu]

...Ash, baby, you're speakin' in haiku.

...I'm tryin' not to laugh right now.

[housewares_ash]

Thanks a lot sugar
just know that I will make you
pay for it later.

[bohica_apu]

...Makes you feel better, I'm currently starrin' in my own Broadway musical.

[housewares_ash]

You got lots to sing?
I don't even like poems
Stupid goddamn curse

[light_lost]

We tend to call it a curse.

[housewares_ash]

I am not that dumb
I know what you call this crap
This one just is odd.

[light_lost]

Well, some are more strange then others.

[housewares_ash]

You are telling me
This one takes a whole damn cake
a really dumb cake

[bellsandleather]

I'd consider you a riot if I didn't think that was going to happen to me next.

I don't like this place.

[housewares_ash]

Laugh it up right now
You don't know what is coming
City is a bitch