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[housewares_ash]

I only have one question for you knuckleheads.

Am I going to have to stop the world from ending again? Because this place gives me a bad feeling, right down to my socks.

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[pitfallen]

[OOC: First off, I just want to commend you for picking up Bruce Motherfucking Campbell. Rock on.]

I want to say that goes away after the first couple weeks but that wouldn't really be true.

[housewares_ash]

Well that's just perfect. Why can't I ever end up someplace with sandy beaches and bikini babes?

[pitfallen]

Same reason the majority of my part-time jobs seem to end with something or another blowing up like a keg of dynamite, I figure.

[housewares_ash]

You an me both, baby. Name's Ash. Ash Williams.

[so_very_greedy]

I have one answer for you, knucklehead. You're in the City. That's its name. As far as we can tell, it's not ending anytime soon.

[housewares_ash]

Well ain't you mister fancypants. The city, huh? Did you build it on Rock and Roll?

[so_very_greedy]

...I don't get the reference. Anyway, this place basically pulls people from different worlds. That's the short version.

[housewares_ash]

Well ain't that just great.

[venomouselle]

Great, another superhero.

[housewares_ash]

Superhero nothing. I'm just one man, a shotgun and a chainsaw.

But I'm damn good at what I do.

[venomouselle]

My kinda guy. Although I can't say I've heard of anyone saving any world with so few tools.

[housewares_ash]

Well that's why they call me the King, baby.

[steeldame]

If what the most popular theories of this place are truth, the end of the worlds are a likely outcome. I regard myself sceptic thus far.

You'll do well in read this.

[housewares_ash]

...that's a lot of words. You got anything shorter?

L-Late. Orz fail. :(

[steeldame]

Words you are certainly more interested in sitting down and read than I am to summarise for your best interest.

[ex_janvalent852]

That's cause we're sittin on big fuckin time bomb.

[housewares_ash]

Please God tell me that's a figure of speech.

[ex_janvalent852]

Nah. The carousel is connected to it, that's where all the tickin comes from so yeah it's no dream.

[housewares_ash]

So why doesn't anyone just take out the merry-go-round?