I luv watching those cranked-up fukkers get so worked up they start running in circles until dust devils of cigarette butts and fudgesicle wrappers rise up from the trampled dirt and spread a crap cloud over the rest of the tattoo'd skeletors.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The location of the dirtbag.

There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose morals were very inferior.
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.

There once was a man from Marcasse
Who had balls fashioned of brass
When jangled together
They played 'Stormy Weather'
And lightning shot out of his ass.

There was a young man of St. Kitt
Who was screwing a spinster but quit.
Said she, "Don't be scary:
That's only my cherry!"
He replied, "It feels more like the pit!"

There was a young girl from France
Who got on a train, by chance.
The engineer fucked her,
As did the conductor,
And the brakeman came in his pants.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!