1) This was the best thing I have read in days 2) Are you sure that Beyonce cannot make those words sexy? I have not heard the song, but can we potentially imagine Beyonce as a sexually promiscuous nurse? No? Not working? 3) Occasionally I will get a sensory memory stuck in my head. It will come into my head at random points. Sometimes they will just be sensory ideas that I thought up, such as what it might be like for one's fingernails to melt. 4) That heating unit was the worst thing to ever happen to mankind. Especially since it made that room ungodly hot. 5) I feel sometimes that I only feel it is winter when I relive some activity that I associate with winter, as if it unearths some memory of winter I have stored away. Likewise for all the seasons. 6) I just violated the 5 second rule pretty badly. I dropped some pizza, and my hands were full so I had to put things down, and then go retrieve it. I realize now I should have looked at it before eating it in the dark.
well, i think id like to send this excerpt in to the washington post along with your application for a job, because i would love to see you have a column in it, i personally would subscribe to the paper just to read it.
....and to whomever adribean is......fuck the five second rule, as long as its recognizable as some form of food, its good to eat, any germs transferred while unheld will only help build your immune system.
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2) Are you sure that Beyonce cannot make those words sexy? I have not heard the song, but can we potentially imagine Beyonce as a sexually promiscuous nurse? No? Not working?
3) Occasionally I will get a sensory memory stuck in my head. It will come into my head at random points. Sometimes they will just be sensory ideas that I thought up, such as what it might be like for one's fingernails to melt.
4) That heating unit was the worst thing to ever happen to mankind. Especially since it made that room ungodly hot.
5) I feel sometimes that I only feel it is winter when I relive some activity that I associate with winter, as if it unearths some memory of winter I have stored away. Likewise for all the seasons.
6) I just violated the 5 second rule pretty badly. I dropped some pizza, and my hands were full so I had to put things down, and then go retrieve it. I realize now I should have looked at it before eating it in the dark.
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....and to whomever adribean is......fuck the five second rule, as long as its recognizable as some form of food, its good to eat, any germs transferred while unheld will only help build your immune system.
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