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[how_very_v]

Dear Diary,

I've been hit by the influx of kittens. I came back from the store, and found this sitting in front of my door.

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[10thdiv_haineko]

Oh, not you too.

I'm starting to get a little jealous here.

[how_very_v]

Hey, I didn't ask for it, it just showed up! I'm not going to turn it away. Besides, you've already got a pet.

At least now I can deal with a cat that isn't El. I can't even think about that thing without shuddering.

[10thdiv_haineko]

I don't know if I do or not. I haven't seen her since before I died.

El's a decent cat. She's just... a little odd. Look who she belongs to.

So, what are you going to name it?

[how_very_v]

That's right... sorry. Do you think she'll be okay?

El looks at me sometimes, and I can tell she wants me dead.

I don't know. If it's a girl I'm going to call it Betty, but I totally reek at boy's names, so I'm hoping it's a girl cat.

[blind_shot]

Great! Bring it over and we'll let El teach it to be a man. She'll whip that little maggot into shape. Make her a killer.

Betty is a great name and El adores you. That's why she keeps her good eye on you all the time. It's out of affection.
That and I told her if the Gods fuck with our food we need to choose who gets Jefferey Dahmered. Young meat is the most tender and I've always had a thing for veal...

[how_very_v]

I am not letting you evil hellbeast anywhere near Betty. That thing will give her Cat Syphillis or something.

Oh my God you would so not eat me. I'm stringy and gross and I taste awful with BQ Sauce. Not to mention you'd have to get me dead first, and I'm all agile and small, and you don't have eyes and stuff.

[10thdiv_haineko]

You know... it's been years since I had veal.

[how_very_v]

Back off, Boobzilla, you've got more meat on you than I do!!