So i was sitting around and then i had this strange epith...epit...epithan....realization that i still have this crazy thing called a live journal and maybe i should update it with wild and zany antics that are no doubt occuring in my everyday life. "Sure" my left half of my brain thought, "All the wild and varied occurances would make for a ( Read more... )

Wanna know why? Because today i was flipped off by none other then ronald Settle's father! Thats right! It was bar none the most religious experience of my life and it was mine, all mine....ronny warn me your parents are in the car next time.

oh hellz yeah

I've noticed something. Some professors are clearly and utterly incompetent, or their fucking insane. I found out this week that one of my doofus professors didnt enroll me in his god damn class....dumb ass! And my other teacher, whom i respect very much for his view points on politics and the nature of society....his QUIZES are insane. I am ( Read more... )

No matter how intresting being on the internet while drunk may seem at the time. DO NOT DO IT. Because you suddenly turn into a whiney goth/emo kid hybrid at the worst opportunity. This is just a public service announcement....the more you know.

So I'm incredibly drunk right now. like, if jesus decided to turn his own blood into wine instead of some mamby pamby water, thats about the level i'm at. I guess i had a good night, an unfortunate fact of the matter is i dont feel any better for this evening. That overwhelming feeling of emptyness and negative energy just seems to grow and swell ( Read more... )

So i'm sitting in my school's libary because my computer caught a case of the stupids and refuses to have anything to do with the internet....I swear, why must everything i own be bi-polar. So if anyone wants to get in touch with me, email and cell phones are the way to go ( Read more... )

I mean my god....If me and my friend's manage to squeeze one more Kung Pow quote into our day to day conversation i think we should be hit with rods. But anyway, getting back to whats important, I hate not having money, It might be time to hold up some hobo's to get my fix of cash money. Man my college thinks I'll be showing up for their stupid two ( Read more... )

Just a reminder to all those people out there who need to be reminded. If i'm asleep and the thought passes in your head that you should wake me up to annoy me....you better be damn sure I value your existence. Otherwise you better be out of range of my claws.....because i will kill you. And then i'll use your skin as a blanket when i go back to ( Read more... )

I think me and ned should never be allowed to associate with eachother for the simple fact that we become stereotypical teenage vandals when we do. Somewhere out there, a lone indian cries a single tear at the loss of his lawn reflectors and his "god bless america" lawn heart.....glory to the CCCP.