I am the awesome blossom, I am I am

[howrude]

I can't believe Tracey Gold got to be on "Celebrity Mole" and I have to wait tables at Chili's. (Remember that Denny's print ad I was trying out for? It turned out they were just interviewing for waitresses. I got fired from Denny's, tho. I thought it was for having sex in the freezer, but they said the customers had complained about my trying to

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[jacy12]

Wow, where have you been??? Good hearing from you again!

[howrude]

Where have I been? ;) ... ... hmmm, where HAVE I been? :-/

[jacy12]

Working a corner somewhere? Maybe the local strip joint? You should do some stand up comedy. I just saw Screech from Saved By The Bell. You gotta be funnier than him, he talked about yeast infections. Come on now!

I feel so bad!

[blackbyrd2]

Here I am, your designated stalker, and I didn't even realize it was your birthday on the 19th

Yo

[jacy12]

Hmm, I wonder if you write for a living cause you are hilarious! :) If not, you should. Stalk her good, I always wanted to meet her. Think I could get her to strip at my birthday party?

Why thank you!

[blackbyrd2]

That's one of the nicest things anyone's said to me in some time. Well, there was that hooker, but I think she was only saying it because I paid her to.

I don't know whether or not she'd strip at your party. I suppose it would have to depend on how much she makes in tips at Chilis. If nothing else, I have some videos of her from a certain Avril Lavigne show I can lend you. ;)

Re: Why thank you!

[jacy12]

Nice, I'm always up for some Full House porn!

[beetlejuice305]

Where have you been Jodie?! Thank God you're OK, I pictured you face down in some murky canal in Tijuana. I was seriously considering flying to LA to file a missing persons report!

[cream_tangerine]

Jodie Sweetin has a live journal?

Hey girlie

[moxyvixen]

Keep on keepin' it real. The job will come when the time is right.
You should be on Surreal life, you sound more fun than those bozo's on the surreal life.