Since coming back (with a vengeance, heehee) to my livejournal, I haven't really talked about my love life any. So here goes. A quick summary. I had a short, torrid but sweet affair with pro skater Tony Hawk a few months ago. He said he would marry me after the Olympics in Athens, Rome. But in the end, he went back to his wife. I was very sad for ( Read more... )

Some of you (LOL) might know that my 23rd birthday is coming up soon. And I couldn't have asked for a better birthday present than this. Could it BE any more disturbing? I don't think so. I wonder if that's the real A&MK or their body doubles. ;-) Hell, Stamos will have sex with anything just as long as it has a pulse. And this proves it. Love you ( Read more... )

I'm working a temp job in the shipping/receiving department of a company that distributes softcore pornography titles. I want to stress that it's a *softcore* company. Everything is simulated and there are real honest to God storylines. And they don't make the movies. They only distribute them. I made a contact there after I talked to one of their ( Read more... )

I have my TV programmed to wake me up with a random channel. The only problem is that I can't tell it which channels to skip. So, last week, I'm enjoying a really good dream with Orlando Bloom in it and suddenly (in the dream) I hear Kirk Cameron (Candace's older brother, former star of "Growing Pains") lecturing me about the Ten Commandments and ( Read more... )

Remember the twins who played the children of Uncle Jesse and Aunt ( Read more... )

The Republican convention is putting me in such a good mood! I'm watching the Bush speech on Fox News right now. I love GWB so much! He's my favorite Presidnet in history! I got to shake his hand once. I have a photo of my shaking his hand and another photo of my hand right after I shook George's hand and you can see the President's sweat on it!!! ( Read more... )

I'm sure all of you are anxious to know what I think about the Mary-Kate scandal. Or is it Ashley who's in trouble? I like getting them mixed up just to fuck with them. I know they're reading. Hi girls! You sweethearts of pedophiles everywhere! Let's just say this, when I was 17, I had to go away for awhile and believe you me, it's no picnic. You ( Read more... )

Hi everybody! I'm sorry it's been so long since I've written anything in here. I lost my Livejournal password and I would've had it sent to my email account but I lost that password too. LOL. So I've been reading TV Guide cover-to-cover every week to see when my episode of "Skin" (on Fox) is coming on. I have a small but vital part as a crossing ( Read more... )

Hi all, long time no see. I figured I should respond to the recent breakup of Jon "Uncle Jesse" Stamos and his wife Rebecca. I think he was tired of living in her shadow, what with the X-Men movies and all. Jon looks better naked than Rebecca, believe you me ( Read more... )

I can't believe Tracey Gold got to be on "Celebrity Mole" and I have to wait tables at Chili's. (Remember that Denny's print ad I was trying out for? It turned out they were just interviewing for waitresses. I got fired from Denny's, tho. I thought it was for having sex in the freezer, but they said the customers had complained about my trying to ( Read more... )