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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
In honour of the illustrious founders of this Lock, Gred and Forge Weasley, I hereby carry out our proud April 1 tradition and proclaim our annual message concerning the Lord Protector.
His Excellency the Excrescence
Lord Berkiness
First Knight of Knobheads
Prince of Pestilent Pillocks
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Special chocs for Valentine's day
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Final announcements
Please remember to check your Common Rooms as well as your dorm rooms for personal belongings. Your prefects should have a lost and found table out in respective House Common Rooms ( Read more... ) -
The Grim Truth was RIGHT!!!!
Back in February, the Grim Truth attempted to warn its readers of the extreme danger that the villainous AMYCUS CARROW presented to the innocent children of Hogwarts. Now we see the tragic results of the school administration and the regime's determination to callously ignore these warnings: one precious child has been ripped from life by a fiend ( Read more... ) -
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Yes, it's time once again for our annual message concerning the Lord Protector.
Marvellous Marvolo the Nihilistic Nincompoop
Lord Bunion
King of the Vom
His Flatulance
His Excellency, the Lord Protector, is STILL a stupid PONCE!!!!
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THE GRIM TRUTH!!!
They're coming, and I may only have a little time ( Read more... ) -
REHEARSAL
If you're not in the rehearsal hall RIGHT NOW, you're more than late.
We've only got three more rehearsals before hols, everyone. You need to be on time and ready to go when we start.
Anyone who's late on Sunday risks having their part reassigned.
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THE GRIM TRUTH RETURNS
I speak to you today about serious matters. Our ruler styles himself our 'Protector,' and surely if anyone has a right to protection from him and from ALL of us, it is the children of our nation. Our wizarding children, our precious next generation! Listen, and you will hear their cries for succor, their demands for justice ( Read more... ) -
I know I've said this before
and it is quite late, but PLEASE do not spread rumours about the school's Professors or distinguished members of the school's Board of Governors ( Read more... ) -
Attention students
It has come to the Prefects' attention that certain 'lists' with names of third year students are circulating for which 'votes' for various attributes are solicited ( Read more... )
