I learned how to spell "impostor" from a Pokemon card called "Impostor Prof. Oak".

I have 4 pages to go in my AP Lit literary analysis/research paper.

Oi.

The assistant conductor/French horn specialist Ms Puff
gave me the ultimate tool to fix stuck keys
on a French horn
A wooden mallet.

What started as unsticking two keys led to breaking a string
and in my attempt to look
for replacement rotor string
I found my wallet.

In all its mighty uberness and glory, the Camry's wheels slipped while I was trying to brake before a downhill stop sign today. When it comes to maneuvering on snow, it seriously sucks at life. Unfortunately I only found this out today, with the added bonus that the incident occurred in the middle of a driving test I needed to get the Iowa " ( Read more... )

Learner's Permit from Iowa ( Read more... )

This day 1959, the day the music died.

This day 2006, the day I found out about the day the music died and got mega freaked out.

Yesterday, Groundhog Day.

Today, Comedy Central played Groundhog Day.

Some days I feel just like Phil Connors...

Like everyday is just so insignificant.

Not.

Because the world is so super, a duncebucket load of snow and ice fell overnight, the temperature is now 0 degrees Fahrenheit. Even better, the roads are crappier than the crappest crapload of crap. Because when snow and ice get mixed with dirt and mud, that's what it all looks like ( Read more... )

Find the difference in these two videos below:

I finally got to play some tennis yesterday ( Read more... )

Ok, I know this is a really random post. But oh well. Check this out.

English finals are done, yay.