Several countdowns are in effect ( Read more... )

I'm going to miss an all-new episode of the Simpsons tonight because Iowa sucks, Iowans suck, and my Iowan life sucks. On crappy wasted weekends like this one I really wish I could be back in Geneva.

School finals are this week and I have 3 exams total. Hope I can finally play some tennis soon.

My dad's back in Geneva until Sunday. I'm not.

Central time sucks ( Read more... )

News flash, time sucks.


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Later that day, Mrs. McPherson returned home without her medication.

She knew perfectly well that every person should hoard away some small amount of money for one of those rainy days, but it just had to be that for her, on this day that her small amount of hoarded money was all taken from her ( Read more... )

Mrs. McPherson felt her pulse quicken, her temperature rising. As her heart struggled to pump faster as it weakened, as her cold clammy hands warmed, heated, burned, it was almost as if her youth was returning ( Read more... )

I'm gonna be a poker player when I grow up ( Read more... )

[Gets out cone from cupboard]

Attention, attention.

Foosball is awesome.

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