HPRWFQF Claiming Post
OK, I'm impatient... but we have some cool prompts, and just two months until Ron's birthday, in which to rub him up against his boy...
Welcome to the Harry Potter and Ron Weasley Fuh-Q-Fest Claiming Post!
Harry and Ron.
Could they love each other more?
No.
Are you going to claim one of these nibbling bunnies, and knock something up in time for Ron's birthday??
Read through the rules and the prompts, and comment with your chosen challenge...
I'll try and update the claims list, but have a squizz at the comments before you post, yeah?
The Rules are very basic :
0. You don't have to achieve anal penetration… just as much Harry/Ron love as you can.
1. Challenges can be claimed once for fic and once for art.
2. Please have all fics beta read before submitting them.
3. All Fics and Artwork are due by 1st March 2009 - but welcomed earlier.
4. This fest is all about dolloping the Harry/Ron around LJ - and there is no element of reveal, at the end - so feel free to post your entry on your own journal and just link to it from here, if you need all your comments in one place - pimp it wherever you want - just mention that it was for the hprwfqf.
5. Please use the following templates when posting fic or art:
Fic template:
Title:
Author:
Rating:
Challenge:
Summary:
Warnings (if applicable):
Notes:
(Then place the fic itself behind a cut tag.)
Art template:
Artist:
Challenge:
Rating:
Warnings (if applicable):
Notes:
(Then place the art itself behind a cut tag or an offsite link. You must make your own arrangements for image hosting.)
Posts that do not use the template will be deleted. You may repost using the template.
6. Stories and art must be rated. All ratings are accepted from G to NC-17. Not everyone has the same taste so please warn for things that you think may be objectionable to some readers. This very, very much includes warning for Harry and/or Ron being in even a temporary relationship with anyone else - even Trio, not everyone can read Harry touching Hermione - and ABSOLUTELY includes warning for Scorpius Malfoy amusingly touching any of Harry and/or Ron's children, should you be writing that far in the future.
I am serious. Rose/Scorpius or Harry/Hermione is as warnable for as necrophilia.
7. Other characters are allowed but fics and art are to be predominantly Harry/Ron.
8. Fics must be at least 1000 words; there are no maximums.
9. You must have a bloody good reason if you kill Ron.
10. Have fun!
~~~prompts~~~
1.Ron or Harry gets hurt and ends up in a Muggle hospital - bonus points if they shag IN the hospital. Extra bonus points if it's Princeton Plainsborough with a hint of House/Wilson. [claimed by triomakesmehot]
2.Something incredibly kinky (left up to the author's discretion) as we don't get to see much of that in this ship.
3.Harry walks in on Ron having sex with...himself? 2 Rons + 1 Harry = well you get the picture.
4.Harry and Ron try role-playing only to discover that it's not for them. [claimed by bookofjude]
5.Harry walks in on Ron having sex with someone who looks exactly like Harry only to discover that it IS Harry.
6.Either Harry or Ron trying to fulfill the others fantasy while failing miserably.
7.Either Harry or Ron trying to fulfill the others fantasy and being successful.
8.Ron hides under Harry's desk at work to ...surprise him. Unfortunately Harry has a meeting. Not that Ron really cares.
9.Ron tries to introduce chocolate syrup (or some other such thing) into the bedroom only to find out that it was one of the twins' (unfinished?) creations.
10.Ron suspects that Harry fancies one of his brothers and he isn't very happy about it... [claimed by nolagal]
11.One forgets an important date and has to make it up to the other.
12.For Harry, Ron is willing to try anything once. [claimed by shocolate]
13.Harry and Ron (as Aurors?) have to go undercover in Muggle society
14.When cleaning out Grimmauld Place old magic is released
15.Witch Weakly has printed something odd about Harry, Ron has to find out if it's true. [claimed by lily_firebolt]
16.While overseas Harry and Ron find out that the local magical community has some strange customs.
17.Sometimes there's only one way to cure a curse.
18.Ron said he'd follow Harry anywhere. And he meant it.
19.Defense is not the only thing Harry is good at teaching
20.Sometimes words can mean different things to Muggles and wizards [claimed by trubbleclef]
21.What are you wearing? [claimed by derryere]
22.Ron finds something while trying to use a computer.
23.It really is a bad idea to leave Polyjuice lying around
24.Apparating without an invitation leads to trouble.
25.Finding a birthday gift for the other
26.Consoling the other through a tough break up [claimed by cephalopinguin]
27.Cooking lessons don't go as planned [claimed by hedwigs_bane]
28.Picnicking at the lake (possibly resulting in an unexpected water fight)
29.One of them ends up discovering an unknown food allergy when that food is introduced to the bed room. [claimed by happybutt87]
30.Their first Christmas together
31.One of them breaks a present the other gave them
32.Something to do with sushi all over a naked body
33.One of them is stressed because of work, tender loving care ensues
34.Snow troubles...snow day, blizzard, snowed in ;) [claimed by abigail89]
35.One of them finds a lucky charm that gives him back luck
36.Ron becomes a famous Quidditch player and neglects his family and friends (even Harry). Harry has to make him see sense and it turns out he has a reason for avoiding everyone - he's in love with Harry.
37.Harry and Ron in the snow, or in autumn leaves, or in a sunlit meadow, or all three. [claimed by earth_dragon]
38.An alternative version of the scene in Half-Blood Prince where Ron eats the chocolates with the love potion in. Instead of making him love Romilda Vane they make him fall in love with Harry. [claimed by iamshadow]
39.Harry and Ron as Aurors. They are on a long term stake out in a remote location. Boredom leads to minds and hands a wandering. [claimed as art by kath_ballantyne]
40.Harry and Ron as Aurors. They're following a suspect back to his home. On his way the bad guy stops in at a cinema and watches a film with a rather explicit gay sex scene.
41.The weather is wet and cold and miserable and Ron is fed up. Harry tries to cheer him up.
42.Harry and Ron attempt to make Hermione a birthday cake. [claimed by luvscharlie]
43.Harry enjoys the happy look on Ron's face when he cooks for him so much that he ends up making him lots of unhealthy (yet delicious) meals. Ron gets teased for putting on weight but Harry just thinks there is more of him to love. KINKY SEX INVOLVING FOOD FOLLOWS.
44."The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep." [claimed by vanseedee]
45.Harry and Ron move into their new place and it turns out there is a wizarding tradition that says you must have sex in every room of a new home.
46.Harry and Ron's new flat has a rather nosy yet friendly ghost. He also has the annoying habit of giving Harry a running commentary about what Ron is doing at all times. Who knew Ron masturbated quite so often? [claimed by kiria_dk]
47.Epilogue era Harry and Ron start to spend more time together now the kids are at Hogwarts.
48.Harry and Ron can't help themselves when they get trapped in a lift at the Ministry. [claimed by rickey_a]
49.Harry and Ron keep getting caught having sex by various people.
50.Harry has to go back to Privet Drive for some reason and Ron insists on accompanying him. He decides to give Harry a new memory to associate with his old room/cupboard under the stairs.
51.Something kinky involving food.
52.Harry's got a mark on his neck that looks suspiciously like a love bite; Ron's dying of curiosity and claims he isn't jealous, no matter what Hermione says [claimed by tqpannie]
53.Coitus interruptus! Our boys get caught/interrupted in the middle of things
54.It's their first time, and Ron wants everything to be perfect; Harry just wants Ron
55.Ron tries a Muggle chocolate kiss and is disappointed when it doesn't get him kissed [claimed by asnowyowl]
56.Harry knows that Ron is not dead
57.Ron has big hands
58.Harry dreams that he got Ron killed, and when he wakes up, Ron isn't there
59.Ron arrives at their flat to a strange woman, no Harry and an open box of sweets
60.Harry or Ron as a Satyriasis (the male equivalent to a nymphomaniac).
61.Attempted sex while flying on a broomstick.
62.A magical toy box.
63.Harry and Ron as professors in Hogwarts trying to find a place to spend some quality time together but always getting caught/interrupted.
64.Harry has to keep living the same day over and over until he gets Ron to sleep with him. This is somehow harder than it seems it would be. [claimed by goneoffthelump]
65.Harry falls asleep single and straight, but wakes up married to his best mate.
66."It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." The entire Wizarding World is waiting breathlessly to see who Harry will choose as his bride. But he has something a bit different in mind.
67.Harry and Ron must pretend to be lovers for an Auror case. One of them finds he likes it more than he thought he would. [claimed by hpuckle]
one of the boys has a surprising hidden talent (singing, drawing, whatever). and the other one finds it a huge turn-on.
68.Who knew that drinking a simple cup of tea could be so sexy?
69.Ron decides to grow a beard. Harry decides to shave it off of him. [claimed by midnightblue88 for fic and cephalopinguin for art]
70.Ron catches Harry with a gay wizarding sex manual.
71.After being hit with an unusual curse, Ron finds that even the slightest and most innocent touches are almost unbearably erotic. But only when they come from Harry. [claimed by lena3]
72.One of the boys accidentally stumbles across the other's journal/diary. When Harry or Ron reads an explicit passage involving the two of them, he's shocked. But he just can't get the steamy image out of his head. [claimed jointly by trubbleclef and tjwritter]
73.It's fourth year, and Ron fancies both Krum and Hermione. Harry is not happy about this at all. [claimed by juxtaroberto]
Welcome to the Harry Potter and Ron Weasley Fuh-Q-Fest Claiming Post!
Harry and Ron.
Could they love each other more?
No.
Are you going to claim one of these nibbling bunnies, and knock something up in time for Ron's birthday??
Read through the rules and the prompts, and comment with your chosen challenge...
I'll try and update the claims list, but have a squizz at the comments before you post, yeah?
The Rules are very basic :
0. You don't have to achieve anal penetration… just as much Harry/Ron love as you can.
1. Challenges can be claimed once for fic and once for art.
2. Please have all fics beta read before submitting them.
3. All Fics and Artwork are due by 1st March 2009 - but welcomed earlier.
4. This fest is all about dolloping the Harry/Ron around LJ - and there is no element of reveal, at the end - so feel free to post your entry on your own journal and just link to it from here, if you need all your comments in one place - pimp it wherever you want - just mention that it was for the hprwfqf.
5. Please use the following templates when posting fic or art:
Fic template:
Title:
Author:
Rating:
Challenge:
Summary:
Warnings (if applicable):
Notes:
(Then place the fic itself behind a cut tag.)
Art template:
Artist:
Challenge:
Rating:
Warnings (if applicable):
Notes:
(Then place the art itself behind a cut tag or an offsite link. You must make your own arrangements for image hosting.)
Posts that do not use the template will be deleted. You may repost using the template.
6. Stories and art must be rated. All ratings are accepted from G to NC-17. Not everyone has the same taste so please warn for things that you think may be objectionable to some readers. This very, very much includes warning for Harry and/or Ron being in even a temporary relationship with anyone else - even Trio, not everyone can read Harry touching Hermione - and ABSOLUTELY includes warning for Scorpius Malfoy amusingly touching any of Harry and/or Ron's children, should you be writing that far in the future.
I am serious. Rose/Scorpius or Harry/Hermione is as warnable for as necrophilia.
7. Other characters are allowed but fics and art are to be predominantly Harry/Ron.
8. Fics must be at least 1000 words; there are no maximums.
9. You must have a bloody good reason if you kill Ron.
10. Have fun!
~~~prompts~~~
1.Ron or Harry gets hurt and ends up in a Muggle hospital - bonus points if they shag IN the hospital. Extra bonus points if it's Princeton Plainsborough with a hint of House/Wilson. [claimed by triomakesmehot]
2.Something incredibly kinky (left up to the author's discretion) as we don't get to see much of that in this ship.
3.Harry walks in on Ron having sex with...himself? 2 Rons + 1 Harry = well you get the picture.
4.Harry and Ron try role-playing only to discover that it's not for them. [claimed by bookofjude]
5.Harry walks in on Ron having sex with someone who looks exactly like Harry only to discover that it IS Harry.
6.Either Harry or Ron trying to fulfill the others fantasy while failing miserably.
7.Either Harry or Ron trying to fulfill the others fantasy and being successful.
8.Ron hides under Harry's desk at work to ...surprise him. Unfortunately Harry has a meeting. Not that Ron really cares.
9.Ron tries to introduce chocolate syrup (or some other such thing) into the bedroom only to find out that it was one of the twins' (unfinished?) creations.
10.Ron suspects that Harry fancies one of his brothers and he isn't very happy about it... [claimed by nolagal]
11.One forgets an important date and has to make it up to the other.
12.For Harry, Ron is willing to try anything once. [claimed by shocolate]
13.Harry and Ron (as Aurors?) have to go undercover in Muggle society
14.When cleaning out Grimmauld Place old magic is released
15.Witch Weakly has printed something odd about Harry, Ron has to find out if it's true. [claimed by lily_firebolt]
16.While overseas Harry and Ron find out that the local magical community has some strange customs.
17.Sometimes there's only one way to cure a curse.
18.Ron said he'd follow Harry anywhere. And he meant it.
19.Defense is not the only thing Harry is good at teaching
20.Sometimes words can mean different things to Muggles and wizards [claimed by trubbleclef]
21.What are you wearing? [claimed by derryere]
22.Ron finds something while trying to use a computer.
23.It really is a bad idea to leave Polyjuice lying around
24.Apparating without an invitation leads to trouble.
25.Finding a birthday gift for the other
26.Consoling the other through a tough break up [claimed by cephalopinguin]
27.Cooking lessons don't go as planned [claimed by hedwigs_bane]
28.Picnicking at the lake (possibly resulting in an unexpected water fight)
29.One of them ends up discovering an unknown food allergy when that food is introduced to the bed room. [claimed by happybutt87]
30.Their first Christmas together
31.One of them breaks a present the other gave them
32.Something to do with sushi all over a naked body
33.One of them is stressed because of work, tender loving care ensues
34.Snow troubles...snow day, blizzard, snowed in ;) [claimed by abigail89]
35.One of them finds a lucky charm that gives him back luck
36.Ron becomes a famous Quidditch player and neglects his family and friends (even Harry). Harry has to make him see sense and it turns out he has a reason for avoiding everyone - he's in love with Harry.
37.Harry and Ron in the snow, or in autumn leaves, or in a sunlit meadow, or all three. [claimed by earth_dragon]
38.An alternative version of the scene in Half-Blood Prince where Ron eats the chocolates with the love potion in. Instead of making him love Romilda Vane they make him fall in love with Harry. [claimed by iamshadow]
39.Harry and Ron as Aurors. They are on a long term stake out in a remote location. Boredom leads to minds and hands a wandering. [claimed as art by kath_ballantyne]
40.Harry and Ron as Aurors. They're following a suspect back to his home. On his way the bad guy stops in at a cinema and watches a film with a rather explicit gay sex scene.
41.The weather is wet and cold and miserable and Ron is fed up. Harry tries to cheer him up.
42.Harry and Ron attempt to make Hermione a birthday cake. [claimed by luvscharlie]
43.Harry enjoys the happy look on Ron's face when he cooks for him so much that he ends up making him lots of unhealthy (yet delicious) meals. Ron gets teased for putting on weight but Harry just thinks there is more of him to love. KINKY SEX INVOLVING FOOD FOLLOWS.
44."The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep." [claimed by vanseedee]
45.Harry and Ron move into their new place and it turns out there is a wizarding tradition that says you must have sex in every room of a new home.
46.Harry and Ron's new flat has a rather nosy yet friendly ghost. He also has the annoying habit of giving Harry a running commentary about what Ron is doing at all times. Who knew Ron masturbated quite so often? [claimed by kiria_dk]
47.Epilogue era Harry and Ron start to spend more time together now the kids are at Hogwarts.
48.Harry and Ron can't help themselves when they get trapped in a lift at the Ministry. [claimed by rickey_a]
49.Harry and Ron keep getting caught having sex by various people.
50.Harry has to go back to Privet Drive for some reason and Ron insists on accompanying him. He decides to give Harry a new memory to associate with his old room/cupboard under the stairs.
51.Something kinky involving food.
52.Harry's got a mark on his neck that looks suspiciously like a love bite; Ron's dying of curiosity and claims he isn't jealous, no matter what Hermione says [claimed by tqpannie]
53.Coitus interruptus! Our boys get caught/interrupted in the middle of things
54.It's their first time, and Ron wants everything to be perfect; Harry just wants Ron
55.Ron tries a Muggle chocolate kiss and is disappointed when it doesn't get him kissed [claimed by asnowyowl]
56.Harry knows that Ron is not dead
57.Ron has big hands
58.Harry dreams that he got Ron killed, and when he wakes up, Ron isn't there
59.Ron arrives at their flat to a strange woman, no Harry and an open box of sweets
60.Harry or Ron as a Satyriasis (the male equivalent to a nymphomaniac).
61.Attempted sex while flying on a broomstick.
62.A magical toy box.
63.Harry and Ron as professors in Hogwarts trying to find a place to spend some quality time together but always getting caught/interrupted.
64.Harry has to keep living the same day over and over until he gets Ron to sleep with him. This is somehow harder than it seems it would be. [claimed by goneoffthelump]
65.Harry falls asleep single and straight, but wakes up married to his best mate.
66."It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." The entire Wizarding World is waiting breathlessly to see who Harry will choose as his bride. But he has something a bit different in mind.
67.Harry and Ron must pretend to be lovers for an Auror case. One of them finds he likes it more than he thought he would. [claimed by hpuckle]
one of the boys has a surprising hidden talent (singing, drawing, whatever). and the other one finds it a huge turn-on.
68.Who knew that drinking a simple cup of tea could be so sexy?
69.Ron decides to grow a beard. Harry decides to shave it off of him. [claimed by midnightblue88 for fic and cephalopinguin for art]
70.Ron catches Harry with a gay wizarding sex manual.
71.After being hit with an unusual curse, Ron finds that even the slightest and most innocent touches are almost unbearably erotic. But only when they come from Harry. [claimed by lena3]
72.One of the boys accidentally stumbles across the other's journal/diary. When Harry or Ron reads an explicit passage involving the two of them, he's shocked. But he just can't get the steamy image out of his head. [claimed jointly by trubbleclef and tjwritter]
73.It's fourth year, and Ron fancies both Krum and Hermione. Harry is not happy about this at all. [claimed by juxtaroberto]